Definitely not a coincidence...

I have figured out something so horribly magnificent that you may suffer from a heart attack or worse. Perhaps I should put up a warning so I don't get sued.

WARNING: CONTENT MAY BE LETHAL

Okay, now seriously, prepare to witness a coincidence so utterly shocking that the above warning has to be used.
I feel like I can't say it straight away. You will have to suffer through the harrowing path I took to figure it all out. And it all... makes... sense. Perfect sense. It all fits perfectly into place.

Skulduggery Pleasant. A tall skeleton detective who wears expensive suits. He is also an elemental and necromancer and was trapped in an alternate universe where the Faceless Ones ruled for nearly a year.

What do you think would happen if Skulduggery was taken over by a Faceless One and used as a vessel. I know that this actually can't be done seeing as Skulduggery is dead, but I was just wondering, what if...
Well, the physical look for Skulduggery would change. Faceless Ones are renowned for being faceless but Skulduggery doesn't have a face. But you see, if an insanely powerful god did use him as a vessel, then he could grow skin, blood, organs and that sort of thing. So now he has a proper head with skin, but  no face.
So who are we left with...

F%#%*&G SLENDER MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(excuse the bleeped language there, but I had to be done)

And those tentacle things behind him, THAT'S NECROMANCY!

In case you do not know who Slender man is, he is an urban legend that stalks kids by haunting them to the edge of insanity, and then pushes them over that edge, into complete insanity. He can usually be found in dark forests or woods, abandoned wards, desolate towns and, of course, graveyards. But now Slender man is seen only as a game to scare people. I suggest playing the game put always remember to watch your back...

Yeah, so Skulduggery Pleasant is practically Slender man, who knew.

(Also quite similar to The Silence from Doctor Who and that skeleton from a Christmas Carole.)

Fandoms!

I was bored right, and then I thought to myself, 'how can I be un-bored', and so now I am here. It didn't make me un-bored because, lets face it, this is a boring blog.

I have just spontaneously thought about what I'm going to write on this post: FANDOM!

I'll just talk about stuff that I like too much and tell you how I got to like that stuff. This blog is really living up to its name, huh.

1. Doctor Who.
My fandom of Doctor Who actually has a bit of a story. Back when I was seven or something we had an old TV with a remote that didn't work. My viewing cycle was very basic, I would watch cartoons and kid's shows on ABC and then at 6:00pm I would change it over to The Simpsons on channel TEN.  I would have to get up out of my comfy chair, walk to the TV, and change the channels manually.
So this one time I just really wasn't bothered to change the channel at 6:00pm so I just stayed where I was and watched the news bulletin that was after all the cartoons. It was only a short news bulletin, so after that, because of my laziness, Doctor Who popped up. This was one of the older episodes (at the time their weren't any new episodes) and featured the fifth Doctor, Peter Davison. I really liked it and soon I preferred to watch Doctor Who over The Simpsons.
Then I found out that there was a newer, more modern series and I got to see the second episode (missed the first).
And now I have to watch every single episode and if I miss one I go bonkers.
The episode more recently have gotten duller. I always like David Tennant but have never liked Matt Smith, ever since he spat in the TARDIS on his first appearance.

2. Skulduggery Pleasant
I was introduced to this series by a good friend of mine. This was back when the Faceless Ones was only just released. I was a bit of a reader back in year... five? I think. Yeah, so I read quite a bit, mainly only Deltora Quest and Roald Dahl books but then my friend let me borrow the first Skulduggery book and I have never looked back. I never even knew books could be that exciting. I was gobsmaked by chapter three! Now when I look back, Deltora Quest was a piece of rubbish. The action scenes would be: 'They fought for a bit and then they won' and that isn't very good story telling. Since then I have become more of a fan then the friend that introduced SP to me was. I would check out Derek Landy's blog all the time hoping to get news of new book, and then I started to comment on them (that was only, like, six months ago!). And now I am completely engrossed in it all.

3. Dinosaurs!
What's not to love about dinosaurs. Massive reptilian monsters that died out millions of years ago! Just awesome they are, just awesome. I've liked dinosaurs ever since I knew they existed and I've wanted to become a palaeontologist ever since I knew that that was what a dinosaur researcher was.
And now that is my main ambition in life, to became a palaeontologist.
Apparently it isn't a good ambition. They don't get paid much and you have to become a geologist first. Geologist get paid heaps in the mines so it would be a risk to go beyond that, wouldn't it be?

So there are all my main fandoms. If you have any questions, any at all, don't be afraid to knock yourself out.

Exams and other going-ons

Hi all!
I did kind of forget about this blog when it was my birthday. A few days before my birthday I thought of all the stuff I was going to put in my birthday post but I was too busy telling people it was my birthday that I forgot about this blog. That's probably because my birthday is strictly a non-boring thing and has no right to be mentioned on this blog.
But guess what does have the right.

Exams.

Stupid, bloody, not very interesting, boring exams. No one likes them and so this blog post is especially for them. Tomorrow, on Monday, I have maths and English. Two of the worst and most boring subject and the same boring day. I am meant to be studying at the moment but it's early in the morning and I am, quite honestly, just not bothered.
I thought I would have learnt my lesson after I failed my Driver's Knowledge Test but no, I'm going to go into the examination all cocky thinking that I'll get 100% but then when the results come back I realise I should have studied more. 92% wasn't high enough.

In other news I'm on Twitter, I have practically no idea how to use Twitter but I'll learn. So far I have two followers which is awesomely great. I shall not be tweeting that much but I may, every now and then, twit something that is boring. It's just in my nature.

Here is a collage thing I made on my phone. I think it's pretty cool, so it is, and no one can say it's not.