Puns

Puns are funny. Puns are hilarious. Everyone likes a good pun. Here are some puns to make your day better,

You laughed didn't you? You must have laughed on at least all of them. You must have. If you say you didn't then you're lying. 

An Idea.

Hi.

I haven't posted in a while so I decided to post now. But what to write about? I don't know, recent thoughts I suppose.

So I was thinking, if I write a novel, a big novel, and get it published, would I get heaps more publicity because of  my age? I think I would. I can hear the news lines now: "16 year old writes epic novel, selling over 60 million copies". And then they would make a movie, and I'll become famous, and then I'll get heaps of money, and be richer than J.K. Rowling, and thus being one of the richest people on Earth. And then I'ld write a sequel.

The main problem with that life plan is what to write about. I was brain storming a bit yesterday. Some of my ideas were about time traveling, the depressing life of a soldier in World War II, and the adventure of a cow escaping an abattoir. But the best idea I had was about the relationship between a man and his neighbour's goat. The goat kind of stalks the man and finds out all his secrets and then the man goes insane and tries to kill the goat on many occasions but fails terribly every single time.

I think that's a pretty good idea. Wait, not a pretty good idea, an EPICLY-AWESOME idea!

And none of you shall copy this idea. If you do I'll take you to court and show the jury this blog post.