Look at all these people who decided to click on a link for a boring blog that they shouldn't read.
I specifically warned them not to, but they didn't listen.
And now there have been one thousand page views! It's a Christmas miracle!
And sure, at least half of these views were from me but we won't go into that.
I would just like to congratulate each and every one of you who have helped me other these past 3 or so years and brought this blog to an almighty number. I know none of you in real life. I don't plan on meeting any of you in real life. I haven't internet-talked to any of you on Derek Landy's blog for well over a year.
I was going somewhere with that...
