Me

All of you, that's right, all of you maybe wondering 'who is this Random Fire Hand guy'. What's his purpose? Is he even a he? Where does he live? What does he look like? What's his fourth favourite subtropical carnivorous nocturnal mammal? Yes, all of you are wondering these questions so I am going to answer some of them. Not all of them, mind you. Some answers may be very vague. I'm not putting all my personal information on the World Wide Web. If I do the government could track me or there could be urr... pedophiles reading this.

So, let's get started.
I am not an adult, I'm a teenager.
I'm an Aussie.
I have red hair.
I also have a soul.
I can touch my nose with my tongue.
I am awesome.
I like caramel.
I have no idea what colour my eyes are, they're a cross between blue, green and grey.
I am a he.
I don't have a fourth favourite subtropical carnivorous nocturnal mammal. I don't know why you would ask that. It's such an odd question to ask. I Googled it and the only ones I could find were Hyaenas and Tasmanian devils. So I'm not even sure if there is a fourth one to choose as my favourite.
I have internet access.
I play Rugby Union.
I have a mouth.
I got school captain in year 9.
I want to be a palaeontologist.
I have the initials BMW.
I have an annoying little brother and an annoying big sister.
I drink so much milk that we never usually have any for breakfast.
My school is small. In secondary we have some 50 students.
I sleep in a bed.
I am VERY smart.
I read Skulduggery Pleasant and other books that interest me.
And I own this blog.

So that's me. This blog may be boring but I'm certainly not. If I didn't answer any of your question you could comment them or you could just mind your own business.

There is a poll to the side of this post that asked the question how boring is this blog. If you find this site please vote. It will make the outcome more interesting.