This is the first post that no one will read

Umm.. I'm sorry, are you reading this blog? Can't you read the title? It clearly says that this is The Boring Blog That People Shouldn't Read. And what are you doing? READING IT!

You may be very confusing, dear reader, and you may be thinking that I am confusing as well. Why, you ask, is this person writing a blog when they do not want people reading it? What's the point? To be truthful, there is no point. This blog is to be boring, so boring in fact that you'll get halfway through the title and fall asleep due to the sheer boringness of it all. It's so very, utterly, unbearable boring. Oh, the boredemness of it all.
If you're still reading this you must test how long long drying paint takes to dry for a living. Or maybe you measure the length of dead brown grass 24/7. Or maybe you live with the circus, because you are the most boring man alive.

In this blog, whose name I have already forgotten because it's so boring, there will be, you guessed it, super fun interesting stuff. No, I'm just kidding, it's going to be about boring stuff. Like the chemicals in pure water and the dimensions of the chair I'm sitting on (if you're lucky I might even announce the colour of it too).

This is to be...


THE BORING BLOG!
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