Well, well well. Here I am on my blog and, believe it or not, the Boring Blog that People Shouldn't Read has over 100 views. Flabbergasted I am, truly and utterly flabbergasted. There were warnings you know. The title, the description and the very fact that this blog is boring. Do you want to know what I felt when I saw the count hit 100, pity.
Most of my pitiful viewers were from countries that don't even speak or read English such as South Korea, India, Ukraine and Germany. And I am fairly certain that at least half the Australian views were from me.
In other news, Doctor Who has finally being aired and I was HIGHLY unimpressed. So unimpressed that that the word highly had to be in capitals and bold font. They were just not written well. The first one was about people being downloaded into the Wi-fi, which I found quite stupid really, and the second one was about an alien girl being sacrificed to a big sun/god thing that got full on a leaf. The graphics weren't as good as previous episodes, there wasn't much to laugh about and near the end of the second one there was a massively over exaggerated speech lasting a good 15 minutes directed to the sun/god ting that probably couldn't hear them on the account of it being a few thousand kilometres away.
But wait there's more I'm going to complain about (isn't complaining the main point of blogs nowadays).
My Wi-fi. Thankfully I don't get downloaded into it but I still just really dislike my wi-fi. It's a Telstra mobile one and should be 4G, it sometimes gets 3G and is usually always on DC (which sucks).
I am also going to complain about my room mate because complaining has suddenly become the theme of this post. My room mate is my brother and he has always being my room mate. The truly horrible thing about that is that he is a complainer. He complains if I'm on the computer, he complains if I'm reading at night and he complains if I wear something that doesn't go with something else. I am not such a great complainer (this post excluded) and so I let him do what he wants. His is playing his new guitar right now and hardly knows how to play so it's just horrible music. He practically forces me to turn of my light stuck to my bed so I can't read and then he listens to his iPod for an extra three hours (he does play Hamish and Andy podcasts but then I can't get to sleep because I'm always concentrated on it), he claims it helps him sleep.
I'm not expecting that you would read this blog post but I just needed to complain a bit, that's all.
Mr. Ducky.
ReplyDeleteHave you heard of the Red Button theory? No? Yes? Eh, whatever, I'll tell you anyway.
You see a red button that says DO NOT PUSH. You get the urge to push it. Don't you? Yes. If you saw a button that said, please, do push. You wouldn't push it. As is the same with this certain blog. Smart people don't realize why they are drawn to this, but me, a stupid person, sees all!!!
*Evil laugh*
That was the plan all along. Bwhahahahahaa!
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