Reasons

Oh Em Gee, a new post from the Boring Blog that People Shouldn't read!
You must all be so excited.

I haven't put up a post for over two months now and I have perfectly good reasons for that.

1. This blog is very boring, to make it more boring I just decided to not touch it for ages.

2. I had school and, surprisingly, a life.

3. (The actual reason) My Google account wanted to 'be more secure' so they wanted my phone number and I wasn't going to give it to them for three reasons:
A) They were going to spam me with Google websites and spam me with spam advertisements that nobody really wants to see.
B) I have a right to stand up to stuff. They will write stories about me because I didn't do what Google told me to do and I will be remembered in history books as 'The Guy who Stood Up to Google'.
C) I don't have a phone.
Only half an hour ago I realised that there was a skip option, it was a real 'face-palm' moment.

4. Holidays! And because the title of this post is 'Reasons', I'm going to give you reasons why holidays made me not blog.
A) My last post was in the holidays and the holidays are coming up so maybe this blog is a holidays only thing because most people get bored in the holidays.
B) I had a few weekends away on holidays.
C) I can't think of another reason why holidays made me not blog.

So now you know why I haven't being blogging. And now, for entertaining reasons (a bit odd on the Boring Blog), I have a photo of me in the U.S.A, at the White House, in the President's chair talking on the phone with Barak Obama beside me.