Friday, 11 January 2013

International Boring Day coming soon

Boring day is a day dedicated to boring things and boring people and being bored. Boring day is an international day where people be bored. It's quite a fun day actually. It is the day you wander around your house looking at the ceiling. It is the day you play solitaire on the computer. It is the day you say "I'm bored" to everyone you meet. It is the day you watch infomercials on TV about flavour stone pots and the fat-burning thigh-crunching Ab Circle Pro!

But what day is International Boring Day? International Boring Day is on the 23 of January. So do all your interesting stuff before the 23 so Boring Day will be a boring day.

The governments around the world are in full support, even the Queen. If things go great this year Boring Day will become an annual tradition!


Do you like the picture? I made it myself (apart from the 'Boring Day' bit of it, I got that off the internet).

In case you're wondering if you get a public holiday for International Boring Day you must be pretty stupid. Of course not, that would defeat the purpose. If you had a public holiday no one would be bored, would they? On Boring Day you will have to go to work (not school because it's the holidays but it is also late in the holidays so you would have being bored anyway) because work is boring. If you have a fun job such as a sky diving instructor or superhero then you will be instructed by your boss to do something boring such as paperwork or folding parachutes or ironing your spiderman outfit.

Twelve more days until International Boring Day!
Oh, it's like Christmas, I'm so exited!

2 comments:

  1. I love boring day!!!!! Yay!!!!

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